vacankles



vacation cankles.

on long flights, a combination of cabin pressure, dehydration, and poor circulation, causes some people get swollen feet and ankles, causing them to have vacankles when they get to their destination.
-i had discernible, shapely ankles before i got on the plane! what happened?
-you’ve got vacankles, sorry. they’ll probably go back to normal in a day or two.

-after that long flight to cancun, i couldn’t even wear my new sandals because i had vacankles.

-i have to wait for these vacankles to disappear before i can go out dancing.

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