Vacationitis
the lack of concern for any of one’s responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted’s response to most questions is: “uh, i’ll worry about that later.” can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.
yeah, i was going to wash my hair, but i figured i can do that once i get to maui. next month. i must be suffering from vacationitis.
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