Vaconstipated
being vaconsipated is when a person is constipated while on vacation. this is extremely irritating when said vacation involves eating large amounts of food several times per day. this condition is closely correlated to strange commodes ( often smaller than those at the workplace or ones picked out by men for home bathrooms )
this weekend we went to the lake. i ate 50 cheeseburgers and drank a case of beer. i must have been vaconstipated because i didn’t cr-p until i got home on monday.
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