vacuum-mouth
when there is no other way to clean something up (without making more of a mess) than to suck it up with your mouth ,like noo-noo.
“cr-p i spilt coffee on my laptop and its between the keys!”
“quick! just vacuum-mouth it!”
the act of streaching out your mouth to quikly inhale cookies (chocolate chip) and is streached atleast 6 inches longer than your normal mouth length. this technic is often used by fat people who want to eat a whole plat of cookies in under 5 seconds depending on the size of the jar, plat, bowl, etc. containing the cookies.
did you see that guy vacuum mouth that entire plat of chocolate chip cookies?
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