Vacuum My Sausage
the most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. this would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.
“i think that creep is h-tting on me. can we please leave?”
“what did he say?”
“vacuum my sausage.”
“oh god. let’s get out of here..”
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