Vaff
adj. a bamf that is also a father figure. derived from the word “buff”
proper noun. if a person is extremely vaff, they can be called by the name vaff by their children
billy: “my dad is a really p-ssy.”
rob: “it’s not so bad, you dad just got the sh-t beat out of him by my dad. but, my dad is a bad -ss mother f-cker.”
billy: “i wish my dad was vaff like yours.”
rob: “hey, vaff. you rock.”
vaff: “so do you, son… so do you.”
hairy lady parts above the age of 65, but still s-xually active on a frequent basis.
“my god i can’t believe my gran’s still using her vaff” – prince harry
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