vag badger


a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman’s frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of m-ff hair
do you stock something called a vag badger?

no, we just sell shoes.
someone who relentlessly tears into v-g-n-. a larger, more aggressive relative of the tw-ttermite.
she walks so funny because her boyfriend is a complete vagbadger.
noun. one who continuously attempts to get a girl’s attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.
colin: hey anna. i know i just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but hey again!!

anna: colin! quit being such a vag badger! if you want to f-ck just say something, gosh.

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