vag-log


contracted form of “v-g-n- logic”.
pr-nounced “vaj loj”.

describes an idea of, or action undertaken by, a woman or women that has no basis in common sense, reason or reality. typically, such idea or action is clearly incorrect or illogical in the mind(s) of any man/men present, but makes perfect sense to any and all of the women present.
“my wife seized the engine in her car this morning. when i asked her if the oil light ever came on she said that it had been on for awhile, but if there was a problem she thought it would blink faster or make noise or something. f-cking vag-log!”

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