vag slaps
when a woman has such a loose v-g-n- that the lips of said v-g-n- hang down and clap together when she walks.
you can hear beth’s vag slaps from a mile away.
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the female version of a “d-ck slap”; when a woman puts her p-ssy right in a man’s face holding the right or left l-b– majora aka outer lip to then slap his face with it.
-this can also be done with both outer lips
“was that dessert?” he said.
“uh no, it was a vag slap… my version of a d-ck slap you sarcastic b-st-rd,” she responded as she pulled the front of her skirt down with a smile.
a vag slap is when a male or female decides not only to play with, in, or around the v-g-n- hole but instead initiates a slight pat of the vag. a noise follows and your dignity falls. usually two slaps occur in a synchronized fashion, such as -slap slap-. there is a corresponding song that goes to the beat of “can i get a clap clap?” but instead the lyrics are “can i get a vag slap?”
arbys employee: welcome to arbys, home of the f-cking bombest food ever, what can i get you?
danielle: can i get a vag slap?
arbys employee: -slap slap-
the vag slap (or accidental vag slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.
“henry, you just gave me a vag slap!”
“did you just see that? he went to pat her beer belly but ended up vag slapping her!”
the vag slap (or accidental vag slap) occurs when a person attempts to pat a female on the abdomen and misses, unintentionally slapping her vag.
“henry, you just gave me a vag slap!”
“did you just see that? he went to pat her beer belly but ended up vag slapping her!”
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