getting itchy b*lls from f*cking a fat woman.
i got the vag*n*l gingivitis again last night. my b*lls are itching from the vag*n*l gingivitis again. i can’t take another night of this vag*n*l gingivitis.
- stinky italian
when you smoke weed through pasta like ziti, macaroni, c*n*lili, etc. “p*ss the stinky italian i’m tryna get lit like a mafia target”
- martius nubila
when samantha waterman avoids her shadow on groundhog’s day, this means we will experience bad weather in the month of march. contrary to phil the groundhog’s 39% chance of accuracy, samantha waterman experiences 100% accuracy. this phenomenon is currently unexplained, but being researched by many notable meteorologists around the world. sam has avoided her shadow! […]
to influence people’s opinions or decisions using alternative facts in order to gain selfish benefits. josh: hey bob! can you help me in making a peanut b*tter jelly to eat? bob: no josh. i can’t. i have a very important work right now. josh: you know bob! a true friend always chooses helping his friend […]
tajmee’s are beautiful people with great personalities. they’re the best people to be friends with and they always know how to make you feel better. they offer one of the best advice and always know what to say. tajmee’s are usually short , and have these great eyelashes that everyone seems to be jealous of. […]