Vagenda
vagenda: (origin, fringe, walterism) from – v-g-n- agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you’re his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your v-g-n-, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
he fell right into her vagenda!
using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
“it’s all because of that temptress. she tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
the organ women possess to forward their own agenda
stay away from her son, she has a vagenda!
a series of tasks a woman carries out with her v-g-n- in order to ensure the success of her plans. also used by the fabulous walter bishop in fringe when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
“it’s all because of that temptress! she tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda.” – walter bishop from fringe
the act of fooling a man by using your v-g-n- into thinking you’re his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
walter: she tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda!
the true thoughts and plans of the female s-x. used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.
i’m not sure what angle mollie is working, but i bet it’s part of some extremist female vagenda.
when a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.
that girl has a serious vagenda.
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