vagibond


one who goes from v-g-n- to v-g-n- without calling one his or her own.
son, before i met your mother behind the truckstop dumpster, i was just a mullet wearing vagibond.
(vag-i-bond) bits of toilet paper that cling to the l-b– minora after number one.
as i went down on her, my tongue crossed a sour patch of vagibond.
vagibond ~ when 2 v-g-n-‘s are stuck together due to the juices flowing out from the p-ssy acting like a delicious glue holding them together so you can stick you p-n-s in between them and c-m all over like a fountain.
i was reading this doujin and these two chicks totally gave this dude a vagibond.

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