Vagina Cake Hat
a soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. it includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts (“vagacial”) to soothe the waxed region. the final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. or prom.
i think i want to go all the way with ned tonight, should i get a v-g-n- cake hat?
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the environment in which your v-g-n- lives. girl, you shoulda seen the hot mess that her girly bits were. we had to start from scratch, a brazillian wax and some new underwear. it was like vagitat for humanity up in here a minute ago.
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