Vagina Castle
when you go to the beach and partake in frivolous activities such as rolling in the sand, swimming and possibly s-x, and on your return home, you find that so much sand has acc-mulated in your v-g-n- that when you squeeze it out, a perfectly formed castle is produced.
victoria: you’d never guess what happened after we went to the beach!
corinthian: what happened shawty?
victoria: when i got home, i had an itchy fan, and i had a bath and when i got out the bath and stood up, there was a perfectly formed v-g-n- castle!
corinthian: a v-g-n- castle?!
victoria: so now my p-ssy is all clean. f-ck me!
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