Vagina Coastguard


a phrase from “family guy” when peter meets the us senate to allow smoking for minors. he is greeted by al gore and d-ck army, where he cracks a joke “is your wife’s name, v-g-n- coastguard?? hahha”
sincerely,
v-g-n- coastguard
f-cking when that b-tches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. you better not get caught in moms waters.
dude, her mom is such a v-g-n- coastguard. i got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.

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