Vagina depression
when a v-g-n- hasn’t been used in a very long time, it turns a greyish-purple color, shrivels up and tends to fall off if not treated with at least ten cans of bounce dat -ss immediately.
girl: “oh my god, i have v-g-n- depression!”
guy: “hurry, i have ten cans of bounce dat -ss on me.
girl: “really, where?
guy: “on the south pole!”
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