Vagina Douch


a person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the v-g-n-.
examples of people being a v-g-n- douch: carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever valerie is around. hey did you ever notice what a douch tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

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