vagina-mirror
your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he’s never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!
chic a:”ooooh i had a good night last night when -insert name- come round!”
chic b: “wot? he finally wnet down on ya?”
chic a: “yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ….”
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