vagina muffin


function: noun
plural form: v-g-n- m-ffins
etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)

1: a tampon; a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging
1: i had to check my v-g-n- m-ffin to see if it needed to be changed.

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  • vagkick

    v-g-n- kick or to be kicked in the v-g-n-. #1: “did you hear about the lady that put her baby in the microwave?” #2: “yeah, she deserves a vagkick.”

  • Vag-Pollen

    the secretions and/or discharge of the female genitalia. i have some vag-pollen left on my p-n-s from last night.

  • Vagyalence

    the act of dominating the female productive organ in a forceful manner “this b-tch done wrote me the koochie coupon for when her man is at work, i’ve been wantin to hit it for weeks, i’m breakin out some vagyalence on it”

  • valego

    in simplest of terms, to con or steal. hey man, don’t valego my ego!

  • valueful

    having value or worth; be it monetary, material or utility. i don’t think $235 is very valueful for a level 50 fully templated infil – jess


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