vagina on wheels
a fancy name for the toyota prius.
what guy in his right state of mind would buy a toyota prius? it’s a f-ckin’ v-g-n- on wheels!
a derogatory term for a woman focussed on one goal: to catch a lover as soon as possible. the term implies that the v-g-n- is moving the woman, the woman is merely the wheels for the v-g-n-.
she will often claim pure innocent motives: she may be talking to you, she may be pretending to be interested in something, she may claim she is ‘not looking’ or ‘not into a relationship right now’.
but, in actuality, she is constantly checking out the room and will move suddenly, sometimes in mid-conversation, to attach herself to the next-most-eligible-potential-lover, and will do anything to move herself into their orbit and move other women out.
susie says doesnt want to get involved with anyone, but when that ken-doll arrived into the party, she cornered him and chatted him up, and was sitting in his lap laughing in 10 minutes. she totally ignored me when i walked by. susie is just a v-g-n- on wheels.
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