Vagina Taco
this is a multipart version of foreplay, and will only be enjoyed by people with a certain fetish.
step 1: spred the v-g-n- lips far apart from one another and have your partner take a dump inside. this will act as the “sh-ll” of the taco
step 2: have your partner put their d-ck/finger in the v-g-n- to push the sh-t down. this will act as the “meat” of the taco
step 3: have your partner pee in the v-g-n- hole and have them mix the p-ss and sh-t in the v-g-n- with their finger or d-ck. this is the “cheese” of the taco.
step 3: have your partner c-m in the hole and, again mix the combination together. this will act as the sauce of the taco
step 4: finally, have your partner eat the “taco” until nothing is left. you can choose to have s-x after this or not
man 1: sara let me give her a v-g-n- taco last night! it was awesome!
man 2: that’s gross!!!
man 1: you will never understand, you don’t have the same fetishes as me
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