vagina

the best friend a p-n-s will ever have.
jack inserted his p-n-s into jill’s v-g-n- and both had fun for hours.

online p-ssy.
female genitalia.

when aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the cl-toris, an organ a part of the v-g-n- that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male p-n-sh.

stretchable. consequently, the wider the p-n-s inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. however, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cuc-mber.

approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. suffice to say, the value of a long p-n-s dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

exit for a baby.
he had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my v-g-n-. next time i’ll just use a d-ld-.
the female reproductive organ. synonyms include:

copher, c-nt, p-ssy, tw-t, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, m-ff, sn-tch, f-ck hole, garage, oven, love b-tton, p-n-s glove, c-ck sock, c-ck pocket, jj, hoohah, bajingo, c-m dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love c-n-l, nana, flower, the c-m dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, c-ck warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, c-m craver, c-ck squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, cl-t slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, p-ss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard’s sleeve, dna dumpster, tuna town, split d-ck, bikini bizkit, c-ck holster, c-ckpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, gr-ssy knoll, cold cut combo, jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where uncle’s doodle goes, altar of love, cupid’s cupboard, bird’s nest, bucket, c-ck-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, sp-nk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, f-ck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, republic of l-b–, juice box, golden palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet, holiest of holies, sugar hole, the death of adam, home plate, deer hoof, golden arches, cats paw, mule nose, yo yo smuggler, mumbler, dinner roll, crotch waffle, p-ss fenders, crack, melvin, dove breast, brakepads, vedgie, slurpy, vacuum v-lv-, pastrami flaps, hot tamaki walk, buffalo gums,rooster jaws, wagon ruts, beaver teeth, mumble pants, ninja boot, marcia, skin canoe, fatty, mossy jaw, the big w, chia hole, lip jeans, beetle hood, hungry minge, welly top, frum, pancake fold, tongue roll, bologna flap-over, furrogi (poland), fortune nookie, bearded taco, calamari c-ckring, displ-b–, slot pocket, bluntfrunt, fishamjig, pole magnet, pocket pie, clamarama, kitty cage, chicken’s tongue, conch sh-ll, crack of heaven, dog’s mouth, door of life, fly catcher, fruit cup, jelly roll, lobster pot, bunny tuft, knish, her -sshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, j-zz recepticle, the helmut hide-a-way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, furby, enchilada of love, ham sandwich, camarillo brillo, brazilian caterpillar, d-ck rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, mound of venus, queef quarters, venus b-tterfly, cream c-n-l, apple pie, pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth c-n-l, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the b-m, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the wombsday book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the t-rd kind, sperm bank, man’s charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door v-lv-, the welcome opponent, the tw-tlantic ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil’s hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, d-ck eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, lawrence of a l-b–, silk funnel, d-ck driver, purple people p-n-s eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, sc-nt, pee jaws, mingus, the notorious v.a.g., dugout, babyoven, p-n-s parking, cooter m-ffin, the promised land, cha cha, the shrine, b-tch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting c-m stopper, the toothless bl-w j-b, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian’s daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy’s pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schl-ng sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian’s temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, spitball bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel’s smell, yoni, w-llys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, p-n-s warmer, tampon tunnel, p-n-s pothole, cuc-mber c-n-l, egg drop box, sperm shack, d-ck dungeon, c-ck curator, b.o.b.’s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, rack of clam, peters grove, p-n-s purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, d-ld- hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam c-n-l, coose c-n-l, d-ck deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie c-n-l, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n’ stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pach-nko, c-ntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, c-ck cave, f-ck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, p-ssy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney c-cksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, c-ck magnet, slippery slide, meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, d-ck basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, he bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora’s box,snail tracker, c-ntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, d-ck mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche luge, pushin cushion, c-cktease
i love that tasty v-g-n-.
something i haven’t gotten in a while.
hey, how’s the v-g-n-? i wouldn’t know you jerk.
the v-g-n- is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the female edition of the human being version 1.0. after approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the v-g-n- becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. this in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as “a b-tch.”

it is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the v-g-n- will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of h-m- sapiens sapiens. when asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, evolution clearly stated that it has “no resources available at the moment.” in addition, it was widely made known by nature that the v-g-n- was a design decision “not fully thought-out.” as a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.
jennifer is really furious today, and is acting completely incoherently; it must be her v-g-n- again.
my god d-mn favorite part of my body.
whenever i get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet.
what feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a “petting” motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn’t feel to hot.
it also gets cranky once a month, which can be a b-tch.
my v-g-n- is pink, it smells nice.
something that you come out of when you’re born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into
v-g-n- is fun to play with

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