Vaginal Crouton
a small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected v-g-n-l c-n-l. upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (often dipped in mung for flavor).
hey enrique, look at the diameter of her v-g-n-l crouton. let’s get a bib!
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