vaginophrenia
an unexplainable and inconsistent state of mind that comes from having a v-g-n-. always eventually results in senseless or irrational behavior by a woman.
the most prominent reason a man can never truly have a female best friend.
“i thought she was the first girl i could actually understand, she seemed cool.”
“you underestimated the effects of vaginophrenia, my friend.”
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