Vagitamins


n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) a substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
the doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

there are two solutions to your b-tch girlfriend. make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.
1. daily supplement to a pansy–ss man’s diet.
2. what makes dudes b-tches.
you need to lay off the vagitamins and grow a pair, peter.
another word for prenatal vitamins.
my wife takes her vagitamins once daily.
another word for prenatal vitamins.
my wife takes her vagitamins once daily.

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