Vagoner
an erect cl-toris (v-g-n- b-n-r).
that b-tch was gettin’ so hot. she had a huge vagoner!
1. a female erection.
2. a female b-n-r!
omg! i am so h-rny i have a huge vagoner!
a mashup of v-g-n- and b-n-r, a vagoner (pr-nounced “vaj-joner”) is a mammoth erection lost due to something being so shocking, disgusting or uns-xy that it immediately crawls deep up inside the mans body, subsequently resembling a timid, trembling v-g-n-.
dude 1: hey man. did i ever tell you about the time i had the worlds deepest vagoner?
dude 2: no way dude. what happened?
dude 1: i was f-cking my girlfriend doggy style, her hands were tied, she was gagged, all that kinky sh-t. i was soooo hard man.
dude 2: daaaamn bro.
dude 1: oh it gets worse. i go deeper, she squeals. suddenly she farts and the room is filled with filthy stank-air.
dude 2: the f-ck?
dude 1: yeah man. my b-n-r literally cried, shrank, and shot straight up inside my body. it looked like a p-ssy. no lie.
dude 2: man, that would give anyone a vagoner. serious.
a mix between a v-g-n- and a b-n-r.
zack: “ewww, did you see her?”
vin: “ya!, i think she had a vagoner!!!”
zack: “yuck”
vin: “yuck indeed”
a b-n-r of the v-g-n-
oh! he just game me such an amazing vagoner.
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