Vaguvenation
a cosmetic procedure to tighten and restore a stretched out aging v-g-n-, usually caused by multiple gang bangs with black men, aggressive v-g-n-l fisting, s-xual relations with donkeys, hiding soda cans, animal surrogacy, construction cones, or child birth.
after retiring from her strenuous career as a surrogate donkey mother, shvenda’s v-g-n- looked like an empty olympic sized swimming pool. she decided to treat herself to a vaguvenation and restore her v-g-n- back to standard 10 year old size.
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