vaiden is a stupid white boy name for a very nice person. despite the fact that his parents probably drink non-pasteurized milk, vaiden is funny, charismatic, and has a certain surfer boy charm about him. be honest with him but don’t bang him. he’s probably not into that.
vaiden plays guitar, so all the girls fall for him
- vaseline on your forehead
when someone doesn’t understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made. “looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!”
to f-ck over your customers with devious methods those b-st-rds volkswagened me by saying that the car did not pollute the air, and now that their little scam has been uncovered, the car has no trade in value. the act of deliberately hiding bugs and issues from testers to get a product approved he volkswagened […]
noun. jamaican british slang for idiot/fool. possibly a corruption of the northern english insult wazzock. a wha’ de r-ss do yuh? yuh stinkin’ wazook!
- wet ned
whilst in the act of f-ll-t–, a wet ned is accomplished at the time of -rg-sm when the pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one’s partner. if performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting j-z bubble is known colloquially as a wet ned. whilst banging shakira […]
- white american
a person who is both white and american. the best type of person to be did you see bill’s speech last night? he’s definitely a white american