valedvictorian
person who is amazing at everything and ranked number one of their graduting cl-ss.
they also speak at the graduation…but they’re mostly number one.
some one as fantastic or amazing as mr. clean.
yea mr. clean, he’d make valedvictorian for sure if he was real.
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