Valentine’s Day Break-up
when two lovers break up on or just before valentine’s day. usually over money, s-xual frustrations, or because they don’t feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine’s day(love holiday) worthy. pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. attention valentine’s day break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
valentine’s day break-up example 1:
“how was your valentines day?”
“john broke up with me.”
“what a loser. i’m sorry your sad. you will find someone.”
valentine’s day break-up example 2:
5 days before v-day.
“hey kate! we should get together for valentines day.”
“sorry justin, i can’t do this anymore, i want to be alone.”
“you waited until now to tell me this! why?”
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