Valenturd
1.a card, note or gift sent for valentines day to an ex girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse or former “good” friend that contain left handed complements or thinly veiled insults.
2. a really cr-ppy or thoughtless valentines gift.
1. dear bill: thank you for the one day p-ss to the “doggie” day spa. what a thoughtful valentines gift! i thought you knew , i don’t own a dog anymore. at least , since you moved out. with your dog of course. your friend, susan
2. oh look debbie, jason sent you “beer of the month” gift selection for valent-rds uh…excuse me, valentines day!
3. ” you got a gift card to where? isn’t that a “plus” size store?” asked linda.
4. your welcome, that cubic zirconia really captures the fire in your eyes tonight.
5. oh , pizza hut gift cards…geez, what a valent-rd
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