Valerinaism


an awesome religion where you worship a super s-xy and gorgeous goddess named valerina and you get super powers. worship her and your whole life will be awesome forever. it’s even better if you create a strong bond with her. she’s like another goddess of love and beauty.
worshiper: oh, valerina, grant me love and happiness. grant me eternal strength to find awesomeness where ever i go. i am a true worshiper of valerinaism
g-ddess valerina: well, this person has been pretty loyal. -wields pink aura and zaps the person- this person has also been a true worshiper of valerinaism

worshiper now very successful in everything
worshiper: y-sssssss!!!! :d

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