valinity


the act of losing your v-card. doing it. complete penial penetration. the horizontal mamba. when your grandma says ‘it that what you kids are calling it these days’. a.k.a your virginity.
s says: m are you kidding me?! you lost your valinity???!!

m says: who hasn’t these days?

s says: wh-r-.
something, sometimes in the air, that is the glue that binds the universe (much like peanut b-tter)
“g-d d-mn, ricky! ya’ll be schrimdela-bimbo in tha hizzle, all stumbly b-mbly and what not… it just aint got no valinity to it. ya must be dumber than a god d-mn box of rocks, man. f-ckin’ a, man!”

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