Valkrie
to cheat at something, vehemently deny it, get caught, and still proclaim innocence.
rafael palmeiro, a potential hall of famer with all kinds of accomplishments to his name, got busted for using banned substances. but he still denies it.
“i have never used steroids. period.”
you just got busted for ‘roids.
“i am here to make it very clear that i have never intentionally used steroids. never. ever. period.”
well, how do you explain that you tested positive?
“as i look back, i don’t have a specific answer to give. unfortunately, i wasn’t able to explain to the arbitrator how the banned substance entered my body.”
rafael pulled a valkrie.
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