Valley Christian High School


private school located in cerritos, ca. full of stuck up people who are all fake. princ-p-l looks like peter griffin. ugly maroon and gold colors. you’ll be an outcast if you’re not dutch. boring parties. overpriced pizza.
“you need academic help? f-ck you.”

“we love jesus.” -valley christian high school

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