valley monkey
referring to a person of indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.
shopper 1: hey where can i get a flying carpet like aladdin had?
shopper 2: let’s go to that indian store.
shopper 1: oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
shopper 2: yeah, that one.
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