Valparaiso University
a small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. it is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.
sam: did you decide on valparaiso university or university of michigan?
matt: valparaiso.
sam: why are you going there?
matt: because i love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.
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