VAM
short for “vaguely amusing, man”
pr-nounced using a faux-american accent with particular emphasis placed upon drawling “man” like a hip teenager
an acronym used to convey the partial to partial-moderate humour value of a previous statement.
introduced by a select band of glasgow south-siders who felt that the “lol” had been exhausted and simply did not offer enough variety. it worked fine and dandy if one literally was “laughing out loud” but there were various other occasions when this simply was not the case. to provide an alternative to the use of the “lol”, “vam” is used to suggest a less enthusiastic and active response to the previous words.
currently being popularised by teenagers in schools across most of scotland and spreading through niche groups on social networking sites such as bebo and vamtalk.com.
eg 1
michael: “wow! a dog”
mark: “vam”
michael: “wow! a dog on a unicycle”
mark: “lol”
eg 2
michael: “dude, how lame is ‘lol'”
martin: “i know, lol. it’s like it’s lame”
michael: “i know, how about vam?”
martin: “mate, that’s a pure lol”
michael: “i know…. vam”
eg 3
michael: “man, my dog just died after eating a pigeon”
paul: “lol”
michael: “mate, that’s pure bang out so it is”
paul: “sorry dude,… vam?”
michael: “better”
eg 4
andrew: “how do you mis-spell ‘van’?”
michael: “vam”
eg 5
michael: “oh look, a vaguely amusing man”
jack: “vam”
eg 5
michael: “hey, have you seen the new rambo?”
john: “yeh, it was vambo”
an unfunny, unpopular person who thinks he is incredibly important on the internet when the reality is he isn’t.
dude, who is that vam?
an acronym, for the fanfiction pairing of ville valo and bam margera.
ville and bam are the two words used.
believed to have originated at the __vam community on livejournal.
she’s a vam fangirl
have you seen the new vam story?
very
annoying
minority
why won’t that d-mn vam shut the h-ll up about how his country is so much better than here….!!!
abbreviation. from the spanish word vamanos, meaning “let’s go”
pr-nounced “vom”
“c’mon man, this party is lame, let’s vam”
acronym standing for: “vag, -ss, mouth”. involves 3 guys and one girl. one guy gets oral s-x while the other two double penetrate her.
“so me and two buddies were hanging out with denise last night, and next thing you know, vam!”
“that chick totally wanted some vam”
“cynthia? yeah, vamed her last night.
derived from the spanish word vamos it can be used as slang to say lets go….caution may cause death when speaking to beaners and ballers
c-mon dawg lets vam from this joint
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