Vampette


a girl who is so obsessed with vampires she’ll put in fake fangs and dress like one (choice of clothing depends on era from which the vampire subject of obsession is from.)
carl: did you see that cute goth chick on the corner?

james: that wasn’t a goth, that was a vampette.

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