vampire beard


a beard that only shows itself at night, or on rainy days.
they are commonly found on women.

it is closely related to the five-o’-clock shadow.
“you have a beard?”

“yeah. it only comes out at night.”

“you mean like a vampire beard?”

“yes, exactly.”

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