Vampire style
eating out a girl’s p-ssy while she is on her period.
dude! i was at a bar last night and i picked up this really sk-nky welfare rat, but it was so long since i scored i didn’t give a f-ck if i got aids!
and so i got her back to my place and i just had some strange self-destructive compulsion to eat out her p-ssy. but right in the middle mother nature paid a visit. but i was too drunk and i just kept going, vampire style! i don’t know if she even noticed but she seemed to like it!
dude!
it wasn’t actually that bad. in fact i think i kinda liked it. i think i’m going get some goth gear. maybe i can score with one of those f-cked-up emo chicks who cut themselves… i bet they like a guy willing to go the extra mile!
later dude…
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a s-xual position where both partners lay in the 69 position. the female or male lightly bites the head of the p-n-s and performs f-ll-t– on the head until the male ‘finishes’, sucking off the male’s ‘joy juice’.
note: the origins of vampire style come the person from who the character of the vampire was based upon, vlad the impaler.
xanthes: my gf and me were doin it vampire style.
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