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powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.

they can not sparkle in the sun, they burn. don’t tresp-ss one because they will drink your blood and kill you. you can not run from them because they will chase you. they can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.

they do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.

i’m a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. i’ve met some too. don’t cross them or me.
the vampires will kill you
something that does not sparkle.
dracula is a vampire, but edward cullen is a fairy.
a great subculture and ledgend on the verge on ruin due to the popular mainstream phenomon known as ‘twilight’
real vampires do not sparkle
1: one whom drinks the blood of others, be it animal or human. not to be confused with cannibalism or sarcophagy as no tissue is consumed.

2: term describing vlad tapish, or vlad the impaler (1431-1476) and erzebet (elizabeth) bathory (1560 -1614), the bl–dy countess of csejthe: both notable historicaly for the consumption of blood. dracula is a name based off the order of the dragon, or order of dracul, which bram stoker used as his vampiric character based loosely on vlad the impaler.
1: jill tore the end of the medical bloodbag and poured some of its contents into a crystal gl-ss. thus, vampire.

2: the bl–dy countess slaughtered over six hundred virgins, practiced vampirism and bathed in the blood of her victims. once captured, she was confined to a single room in the tallest tower of her castle and was held prisoner by the hungarian court untill her death at age 54.

3: dracula owns.
mythical creatures which were once considered genuinely scary, but are now the laughing stock of the monster world thanks to stephenie meyer and her extreme pile of fail ‘twilight’, otherwise known as ‘necrophilia for tweens’.
‘hey, have you seen the film twilight? those vampires are soooooo scary!!’
“don’t be stupid, those aren’t real vampires! vampires don’t sparkle and they’re supposed to be scarier than that!”
‘… edward’s gonna marry me!’
“-facepalm-”
ruined by stephenie meyer and her creation twilight
a real vampire does not/is not:
love

a daywalker
edward cullen
sparkle
falls in love with his meal(that being bella swan)
goes to school
sleeps in a bed
make teeny bopper p-ssys wet
a model for gay-ss hot topic
has emotions

a real vampire does/is:
the lord of darkness
fears the cross
hate garlic
sleeps in a coffin
not gay
does not feal love

only 1 thing on its mind,it being blood
turns into a bat
hates sunlight
has a fancy wardrobe(refer to the old dracula movies)

todays modern vapire is gay in my opinion they can love the prey–cough–twilight–cough–.be out in the day light,listen to ipods,sleep in beds,are h-m-s-xual,drivecars,can no longer turn into bats(omgwtf),are daywalkers,wear urban clothing(this goes to all u f-gs u clam they’re vapires),have s-x with humans

thank you so much stephenie meyer,you piece of sh-t for ruining bram stroker’s legacy count dracula aka vampire with your f-cking cr-p sh-t twilight
1. in literature, media, and folklore, a “traditional” vampire is a demon who consumes blood of humans or animals for nourishment. sometimes a human who has been bit by a vampire will transform into a vampire themselves. vampires have a fear of anything holy, garlic, and the sun. vampires have a child-like mentality, as they are unable to enter places or do certain things without permission, as was first addressed in bram stoker’s “dracula.” most commonly killed by a stake through the heart.

2. any species of bat that consumes blood. three types of vampire bats are the common vampire bat (desmodus rotundus), the hairy legged vb (diphylla ecaudata), and the white-winged vb (diaemus youngi). they rarely attack humans and mostly consume blood from livestock or birds.

3. any member of the goth subculture who thinks that listening to norwegian death metal, dressing in long black clothing, and being a fan of vampire movies and/or blood will make them a full-fledged vampire. refuse to believe that vampires are just the work of folklore. can usually be seen outside hot topic, alone, as n-body will be their friend because they “don’t want to -ssociate with the living.”
1. bram stoker’s “dracula” is considered the premiere text of vampire folklore.

2. vampire bats are common in tropical climates, barns, and zoos.

3. this was an actual example from someone i met at the mall who was claiming to be a vampire. they became my “source,” so to speak.
1. a sanguivore is the kind of vampire with the need for blood. these guys are the real kind, but are mortal, have a reflextion, and are only sensitive to light. they can go out in the sun and eat garlic and touch roses so get that fairytale cr-p out of your head. they need blood, though. they don’t neccesarily look like a vamp or have the folklore vampire lifestyle. aka a sang vamp.

2. a psy vamp feeds off of energy rather than blood. sometimes a sang vamp is short on food and resorts to psy techniques. aka an energy vampire.

3. a vampyre looks like one a vamire, but doesn’t neccesairly need blood. a vampyre is “into” the whole vamp thing and can be considered to have a vampire fetish, but doesn’t need blood and might not even be into that area.

4. awakening is when a true vamp goes through a “p-b-rty” of sorts and realizes what they are.

5. turning is when a normal person becomes a vamp through a scarcely known techinque.

6. blood fetishists don’t need blood and aren’t vampires, they just like it, whether it be s-xual or just for kicks and giggles.
vampires aren’t modern-day draculas, they are much more complicated.