van dam
v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you’re sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present.
dude there’s a cop over there you better van dam.
(adj.), (v) the quality of acting sober when you are completely hammered.
mike – dude, you got so lucky last night. those cops should have given you a dui for sure.
carl – f-ck the police.
mike – yeah, good thing you went vandam on those pigs, or you’d be in jail right now.
carl – i blacked out man, but i can vandam any time i want.
mike – f-ck the police.
carl – f-ck ’em.
to dominate your opponent without paying attention, trying or (seeing) what is going on.
spectator: “you just vandam’ed him/them”
player: “thanks but i wasn’t even paying looking”
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