Van Dyke
a ‘van dyk-‘ is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century flemish painter, sir anthony van dyck (also spelled van dyk-).
this is not a f-cken goatee, it’s obviously van dyk-, ur n -sshole!
the best ice cream store in ridgewood, new jersey. and only the hottest girls work there.
guy- wanna go to van dyk-s?
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
van dyk- projects one of the hardest projects in brownsville
yo n-gg-s was shootin in van dyk- last night
a type of lesbian.
1. the “in charge” gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. h-m-s-xual woman who drives the mini-van with the “i have two mommies” kid to school
leslie always drives when our women’s group goes anywhere. she must be the van dyk-.
a set of public housing buildings (projects) in brownsville brooklyn nyc.
you know rell from van dyk-?
one who is excessive in the act of interfering.
(person 1 is happy watching tv)
(person 2 comes in and starts to interfere by changing the channel)
person 1: stop being a van dyk-!
in this instance person 2 would be a van dyk-.
where it has derrived from: in mary poppins d-ck van dyk- used to interfere during mary poppins.
mary poppins: (singing)
d-ck van dyk-:oh its so lovely!!!!!
this would continue until the end of each song.
van dyk-s: (a group of van dyk-s)look at that gang of van dyk-s!
van dyk-d:(to be van dyk-d)he is getting van dyk-d!
van dyking:(to van dyk-) stop van dyking will you!
van dyk-r:(one who van dyk-s)he’s a van dyk-r!
a van dyk- is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. when draping your b-lls across some fine lady’s nose, grind the ol’ bunghole on her chin and leave a lil’ something. leave her a van dyk-!
note: if her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don’t tell her. of course, then it will have to be called a d-ck sargent. hey! i made a bewitched television show joke!
debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by ted. he did the friendly thing and gave her a nice van dyk- to go with her schnozzola! ted’s too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
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