Van Gorder
the best looking in any given group or gathering.
did you check out the van gorder over there? i can honestly say that is the only person i would openly f-ck naked right here.
adj, n, v. usually refers to a female, sometimes a female teacher, who n-body likes. some synonyms can include “stingy”, “penguin”, or “waddle waddle”.
1. oh man, that vangorder gets on my nerves.
a female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom n-body likes.
“ooooh, if that vangorder speaks to me again i’ll wring her neck!”
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