Van Wilder plan


academic plan where one takes more than five years to complete a college degree.
“yeah, so i’m on my 7th year here at state. i’m on the van wilder plan, like that guy from the national lampoon movie.”
vanwilder plan – spending 7 or more years getting a 4 year degree in school
student 1: my parents are cutting me off brah brah
student 2: why?
student 1: cause i’m on the vanwilder plan dude
student 2: haha nice, you’ve been in school the better part of a decade, why not stay in for another few years and become a doctor?
student 1: nah f-it. want to get high?
student 2: no doubt

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