vance
1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
(noun) – a person of such exquisite balance and grace that they defy the laws of gravity. they are often seen casting spells of charm on girls by simply flashing their brilliant smile. on the weekends they occasionally consume coal and excrete pure diamonds. they tend to urinate liquid gold within five hours of drinking soda, and bullets after drinking alcohol. they spend their free time crafting prosthetic limbs out of superlight-t-tanium alloys, which they fit to amputee veterans.
example1: “holy cr-p! vance just saved chuck norris’ life!”
example2: “that’s not possible! vance just pressed to a handstand and then walked on his pinkies up the stairs!”
a s-xual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman’s v-g-n- while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the s-xual actions occuring across the room.
man1: did you hear about so-and-so and what’s-her-face last friday night?
man2: no, what happened?
man1: so-and-so totally ‘vanced’ her at that-one-guy’s house!
man2: no way!
man1: oh yeah, he totally ‘vanced’ her.
a nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. usually very nice to others and protective of friends. is also usually attracted to asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty d-mn well.
“oh my god, who’s that hot guy over there?”
“that’s my boyfriend, vance. be jealous b-tch.”
one who is f-cked in the head and obsessed with the thought of p-ssy.
that guy was obsessed with p-ssy, he’s such a vance.
really really hot and amazing guy with a 12 inch d-ck is a good listener and would make the best boyfriend ever extremely caring people either love him or hate him but is an all round awesome guy he has friends that are pr-cks most of the time and only hangs out with them because he feels sorry for them enjoys dance music and hates grunge he may say that he doesn’t have a girl on his mind but he always has one special girl on his mind has the best fashion sense ever and makes girls want him with one glance yet he will only truly care for one he is very unique and hot
vance is the hottest guy ever
to accidentally excrete poo from one’s -n-s into one’s pants, generally due to copious amounts of alcohol consumption wherein all bowel control has been lost.
“oh man… i got so drunk the other night at this party, i vanced everywhere… i had to remove my vance pants and walk home in the nude”.
“hurry up in the bathroom dude!! i’m gonna vance if you take any longer in there”.
←
Read Also:
- Present Window
the part of a quote that is presented in a sound bite. pr-nounced pruh zent what i said was “some people say that p-rn and drugs should be legal because you can’t resist them if you don’t have access.” of course, “some people say” never made it into the present window.
- the wherewolf
this s-xual act, which requires a bit of precision and planning, will make you a legend in your own time when properly executed. you’ll need a full moon, a public place (like a park or school playground), a tall boy of coors light, a bag of your freshly shaved p-b-s, and an unsuspecting partic-p-nt who […]
- low rider
refers to h-m-s-xual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. the low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low. “since i been wearing my […]
- Barf City
when your redheaded ex-girlfriend finds something/someone particularly gross, awful or morally questionable. redheaded ex-girlfriend (while walking down the street, gesturing p-ssionately with her hands): “man. my step-siblings cuddle up on the couch together and take naps — together! ahhh! barf city!”
- Google Holiday
a special occasion recognized by the google homepage. google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. sometimes its an actual holiday like valentines day, chinese new year, or independence day for another country. sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago. man1: dude, did you know that may […]