vanilla bullshit


n. slang for coffee;
usually served in starbucks, costa coffee or cafe nero. when all you want is a white coffee, but you have to wade through all the different types: mocha, frappucino, skinny latté, etc.
from: curb your enthusiasm
“i’ll have a vanilla… one of those vanilla bullsh-t things. you know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullsh-t latte cappa thing. whatever you got.”

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