Vanilla Gorilla

a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla’s actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the vanilla gorilla. he is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.the vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.
“did you catch the rally race on the t.v. today?” “ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! did you see those chicks he was with after the race?”
a popular nickname of the nba player joel pryzbilla, who is currently the starting center (7′ 0″) for the portland trailblazers.
“joel pryzbilla! the vanilla gorilla!”
vanilla gorilla

va·nil·la vuh-nil-uh or, often, -nel-uh go·ril·la guh-ril-uh

noun

1. an exotic, well proportioned, powerfully built, human-like creature; often mistaken as a man. no known proof of where the “vanilla gorilla” originated from currently exists. only one “vanilla gorilla” has been sighted.
2. highly desirable creature with flawless skill; especially when involving s-x or money. – domineering and self absorbed; speculated to believe it is the ruler of all.

“wow sister, i just saw the most beautiful man, i think it was the vanilla gorilla!”
“when i grow up i want to be just like the vanilla gorilla, he is my idol.”
“after having s-x with the vanilla gorilla, i became addicted and obsessed.
“wow sister, i just saw the most beautiful man, i think it was the vanilla gorilla!”

“when i grow up i want to be just like the vanilla gorilla, he is my idol.”

“after having s-x with the vanilla gorilla, i became addicted and obsessed.
slang: black male or female albino.
d-mn he’s black but white skinned and white haired what is he a vanilla gorilla?
an albino african-american.
we saw a vanilla gorilla at the airport with his black family.
a caucasion male, who is large in stature and body language. actions are sometimes brutish but considered favorable in popular culture. females find the vanilla gorilla’s actions and persona to be attractive. other males wish to emulate the vanilla gorilla. he is often found in muscle car and motorcycle circles as well as at auto racing events.the vanilla gorrilla is often the hub of activity at any event; considered to be cool and the man on the scene.
“did you catch the rally race on the t.v. today?” “ya, the vanilla gorilla in car 54 really tore up the track! did you see those chicks he was with after the race?”
a slang term for any type of hydrocodone pill.
i’m so pumped to get some vanilla gorilla this weekend and get super high!

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