vanoli


a bear-like creature that spends his spare time malesting young children. he lives inside the walls of houses and will sneak into your childrens rooms at night and malest them. aslo, he is very dangerous during hunting season. so during the months of june and july, be espically careful to lock your doors and windows because when a vanoli starts, he cannot stop. he also goes undercover as a teacher in catholic shools. dont be fooled he is highly dangerous. he inviteskids to disneyorld and has a stomach the size of an ugly beast! stay clear of vanolis all the time.
vanoli dont malest my kids!
omg i hear something in my wall! omg its a vanoli !

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